Crazy train antics and dragonflies
On the train into work this morning, an extremely ghetto female wearing a lowcut, trampy, lacy, frilly top- titties just fallin' out , got on. Everyone was looking at this girl like she had 2 heads because she just didn't look 'right'... like something was seriously wrong with her. A middle aged woman, that happened to be sitting right next to me, shook her head in disgust as the ghetto broad passed by. Now this chick had her man with her who was following in tow, and he saw the lady shake her head at his girl. The guy and girl find a seat on the train and apparently, the guy tells his girl about the disapproving look from the lady.
Next thing I see is the ghetto chick pacing back and forth in the train aisle asking "who had something to say?!?" She was really ready to blow. The lady who shook her head said that it was her and she wasn't saying anything bad about her, but was shaking her head at the choice of attire that the young lady was wearing. The girl began screaming and cursing at the lady like there was no tomorrow, while everyone on the train just looked in horror. I swear, if that woman was anywhere closer in age to that girl, she would have gotten punched in the face.
Now who really gets that mad at a complete stranger? That was the craziest display I have seen in a long time. It was actually quite embarrasing. These public displays of ridiculousness are what continues the stereotypes that exist amongst our culture. I know the white people that witnessed that on the train were scared as shit! After seeing that, I actually wanted to go back home and go to bed.
And on another note, as I was walking across campus towards my building, I noticed a lovely field of freshly cut, vibrantly green grass and a perfectly manicured garden. What a beautiful sight to see after that train incident. I just knew the rest of my day was going to be swell!
On one of the flowers in the garden, I noticed an abnormally large insect making weird movements. I go in closer to investigate. Turns out it wasn't 1 abnormally large insect, but 2 very large dragonflies screwing. That's where the weird movements came into the picture.
Next thing I knew, the bugs started coming at me erratically, all the while still mating. Who knew that they could attack and bump uglies at the same time? Don't believe it's possible for them to do it mid-flight?... check this out: Flight sex. I ran for my life... mostly because I don't like large bugs, but I also didn't want to get dragonfly sex juice on me.
That's what it looked like... gross right? The combination of their nasty bodies does resemble an upside down heart though... how ironic.
Next thing I see is the ghetto chick pacing back and forth in the train aisle asking "who had something to say?!?" She was really ready to blow. The lady who shook her head said that it was her and she wasn't saying anything bad about her, but was shaking her head at the choice of attire that the young lady was wearing. The girl began screaming and cursing at the lady like there was no tomorrow, while everyone on the train just looked in horror. I swear, if that woman was anywhere closer in age to that girl, she would have gotten punched in the face.
Now who really gets that mad at a complete stranger? That was the craziest display I have seen in a long time. It was actually quite embarrasing. These public displays of ridiculousness are what continues the stereotypes that exist amongst our culture. I know the white people that witnessed that on the train were scared as shit! After seeing that, I actually wanted to go back home and go to bed.
And on another note, as I was walking across campus towards my building, I noticed a lovely field of freshly cut, vibrantly green grass and a perfectly manicured garden. What a beautiful sight to see after that train incident. I just knew the rest of my day was going to be swell!
On one of the flowers in the garden, I noticed an abnormally large insect making weird movements. I go in closer to investigate. Turns out it wasn't 1 abnormally large insect, but 2 very large dragonflies screwing. That's where the weird movements came into the picture.
Next thing I knew, the bugs started coming at me erratically, all the while still mating. Who knew that they could attack and bump uglies at the same time? Don't believe it's possible for them to do it mid-flight?... check this out: Flight sex. I ran for my life... mostly because I don't like large bugs, but I also didn't want to get dragonfly sex juice on me.
That's what it looked like... gross right? The combination of their nasty bodies does resemble an upside down heart though... how ironic.
posted by Double 'A' Ron at 10:55 AM
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