She stopped to peek at my PEE PEE

So I'm in a Costco, in Baltimore of all places, doing a bit of shopping with some friends. We are buying some supplies for a party that a friend of mine was throwing that evening.

I had to pee really, REALLY bad, so I left my friends for just a sec to relieve myself.
The restrooms were clearly marked. Yes, the men's room and women's rooms were right next to one another, but they were clearly marked for any and everyone to see.

So I go into what seems like an empty bathroom. I jump right into the 1st urinal that I see. And booooooooooooooy did it feel so good to let it flow! WHEW!

I hear a shuffle in one of the stalls... I stand my ground. No one needs to see me with my head flung back and drool sliding out my mouth while I'm tinkling.

I hear a woman's voice. I immediately tense up. I say to myself, "Self... there is a female in the men's room." I can't just stop midstream! I just faced the wall in front of me and contiued peeing.

Why should I stop? She is in the wrong place, not me. Didn't she see urinals in on her way to the stalls? Did she notice the place didn't smell womanly like roses and honey, but more manly like pee and flatulance?

So she walks by and apologizes, while she scurries out. I am looking at her exit with my peripheral vision (the side of my eyes) and I see her leave... then approximately 4 seconds later, she sticks her head around the corner of the exit to peep my man's and dem out.

I'm not at all bashful, but I thought it was funny so I laughed. But I find it kinda gross. That lady got her rocks off by scoping my piece or watching me urinate. I don't know... I'll never know. Maybe she should get in contact with R Kelly... I hear he's into that.



Just thought I'd share.