Funny story

Today, my job had it's annual holiday lunch at this real trendy reataurant downtown. All of us caught the train into the city TOGETHER aside from a few stragglers who were too "good" to hop on a train.

One of those stragglers was one of the higher ups... a dean. She's old as dirt and very snooty.
Well she was very late and everyone was wondering her whereabouts. She finally walks in when we are almost finished eating and tells us that she had trouble finding the place. Serves ya right, ya shoulda came with the rest of us.

Here's the kicker...
She told us she walked right past the restaurant and ended up going into another "restaurant" for directions. Turns out this other restaurant was actually a GENTLEMEN'S CLUB !!!!

When she said that, I could not hold the laughter inside! I was ROLLIN"!!!

I could just imagine this little old lady walking in and the looks she got from the patrons inside. She probably said "excuse me dear in the thong... could you tell me where..."

CLASSIC!

Currently listening: Touch By Amerie Release date: By 19 July, 2005